Fafferdaffy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

Fuck me I'm addicted, still playing after five hours

[PUP]

So fun, cute, unique and innovative I wish there was more
The world wants Pup 2: Return Of Ball!!!

[Squid! Escape! Fight!]

This game is so simple yet rocks so hard, it's also neat how as you play you're constantly getting trivia on seafood- I mean sushi- I mean kalamari- I mean takoyaki- I mean

[Grandpa's Minigun]

Oh man this game rocks
Music changes as you play, thats so fucking cool

[Sausage Game]

I thought this would just be some stupid cute colorful game about sausages, but the game fucking starts with you giving birth, witnessing a dead body, i just turned someone's pet into lieutenant Dan, got an entire family brutally murdered by the mob and personally killed the surviving father in cold blood, supplied some mafiosos with substances, and celebrated the occasion at a strip club.
Rated T for Teen.
Never change, newgrounds.

PsychoGoldfish responds:

This guy gets it

[Defend 'Till the End]

This game kicks ass lol takes me back to the old computer games of the 80s

[Dead Fish Clicker]

I like how the surprisingly long loading time is from downloading the audio file of you not shutting the fuck up

LeviRamirez responds:

wheem wheem whemm :-(

[Roxy's Windows]

I had to stop playing cus I felt uncomfortable looking through someone else's computer :(

Bleak-Creep responds:

That’s fair! We did work this element into the story to some degree, but I get the creep factor could be a turn off for some folks.

[Lina: Witches Of The Moon]

Yo fucking adorable game, satisfying to pop bats, and has a fair difficulty curve.
Good tutorial 👌

[Portal Defenders: Tower Defense]

Deleted my old review where I wrote I wanted a mobile friendly version, I found the fullscreen option (long-press the window)
Great tower defense game 👌 though difficulty tends to be up and down, (spoilers): the van rush in level 8 was certainly something. Should've been more of those asspulls to force an approach that isn't straight forward